Obama Ebook

How can people not take legal action against me?

I’m writing a very strong worded book named All The Motherfu***ng Sh*t That’s Wrong With It which is meant as a complete joke, but I do say things in the book that could easily get me sued.
I call Kathy Griffin a firecrotch.
David Beckham gay
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a coward
Barrack Obama an imbecile
The Pope Gay
Jesus gay
Jan Brewer a Rascist ****
Kristen Stewart can drop dead.
I talk crap about topics ranging from the FIFA World Cup to YAHOO!!!
What can I write in the copyrights page that will make it clear that this is all Alleged and a joke?
What can I make completely clear to not get sued? Something in the title? In the intro? What?
I’m publishing it as an ebook on 9/11.

If you really are putting out this piece of filth then you will probably get sued for defamation of character.

Pinheads and Patriots: Where You Stand in the Age of Obama ebook (pdf. mobi, epub)